Two men and a hole

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by BryanP22 (Novice theriminist) on Sunday, 18-Oct-2009 20:50:37

Two guys were hiking in the woods when they came across a big hole in the ground. But the hole was so deep that when one of them dropped a stone down it there was no sound. So they found a big rock and threw it in with still no sound. Finally one of them spotted a railroad tie, which they hauled over to the hole and heaved it in. Again, still no sound. Suddenly, out of nowhere a goat came running and dived into the hole. Yet again there was no sound when it hit the bottom. At that moment a farmer called to them from some distance off. "You fellows seen my goat by any chance?" "Well," said one of the men, "there was a goat just come running out this way and dove right into this big hole here!" "Na," replied the farmer, "couldn't have been mine. My goat was tied to a railroad tie."

Post 2 by SingerOfSongs (Heresy and apostasy is how progress is made.) on Monday, 19-Oct-2009 6:29:07

erm. It feels like there's something missing to this joke. Or maybe I'm just lacking humor in the morning?

Post 3 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Monday, 19-Oct-2009 6:37:32

lol hehehehehehe!. i love it. those guys really should have left it as is. lol!

Post 4 by Stevo (The Established Ass) on Monday, 19-Oct-2009 6:47:01

I get it, but it's not as funny as I was expecting.

Post 5 by BryanP22 (Novice theriminist) on Monday, 19-Oct-2009 17:00:51

It took a while to grow on me too.

Post 6 by KC8PNL (The best criticism of the bad is the practice of the better.) on Tuesday, 20-Oct-2009 5:29:45

I was expecting something filthy given the title. 2 men and a hole? Sounds a bit like a throbbing threesome between 2 men and a woman. Or, like something that would have been a variation on the 2 girls 1 cup thin.

Post 7 by Shadow_Cat (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Tuesday, 20-Oct-2009 13:54:26

Like Scott, I was expecting something far more sick-minded than this. But, things don't have to be sick to be funny. Miah is right. This one just isn't. *Two thumbs down* Nothing personal, Bryan. Smile.

Post 8 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Tuesday, 20-Oct-2009 22:39:43

that was funny! think I vaguely must have heard that one before, but it got a really big chuckle out of me this time! :)

Post 9 by YankeeFanForLife! (Picapiedra: king of the boards!) on Wednesday, 21-Oct-2009 4:43:45

Lol, wow!

Post 10 by CrazedMidget (Sweet fantacy's really do come in small packages!) on Friday, 23-Oct-2009 21:59:56

i dont get it.. sorry

Post 11 by Remy (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Friday, 23-Oct-2009 22:04:27

Wasn't what I was expecting, and thus it was somewhat unexpected. Good stuff. It wasn't the two guys go into a bar and get their jollies in a hole in the wall one.

Post 12 by KC8PNL (The best criticism of the bad is the practice of the better.) on Saturday, 24-Oct-2009 13:39:28

NO, that's a real life story at any given truck stop's stall walls on a daily basis. lmao.